Monday, January 22, 2007

Day 3: My Layoff Contingency Plan

Much like all of my coworkers, I constantly hear rumors of my employer moving many of the people in my building to the area around Cincinnati, Ohio. Unlike most of my coworkers, however, I don't really stress about it because I have a contingency plan in the event of that happening: I'll work on a farm in South America. Vanessa has already given me the thumbs-up to come work on her 30 hectare corn farm and live on the ranch and on the third day of the trip we headed out to the land to take care of some business. Well, actually, they took care of business while I toured the facility.

I woke up at around 9:00 that morning but was extremely tired still, most likely from the fact that I'd had two hours of sleep the day before and was a little travel weary. After a breakfast of sausage, bacon, and the typical continental breakfast of cold cuts and cheese, we drove out to Paullo (POW-yo) where their farm is located. On the way, we drove past the ruins at Sacsayhuaman (sounds like 'Sexywoman"), which is where the Incans fought one of their many battles against the Conquistadors. But I'd been there the previous trip and since the ruins hadn't changed in hundreds of years and tourist attractions weren't part of the trip objectives, there was now reason to stop again.

We did stop, like on the previous trip, on the road that overlooks the Sacred Valley to take some pictures. For some reason, the girls were obsessed with taking pictures of everyone jumping off of the rocks in the turnoff, so I obliged. After being winded, we continued down to the farm, which was about a half-hour long trip on a dirt road that went through the Sacred Valley to their farm house, which was a small church purchased by their Arab grandfather in the late 1800's along with 100 hectares of land. He was told that there was treasure located on the land, which is why he purchased it. I got the whole history of their family during that drive, about how their grandfather immigrated from Palestine to Peru and became wealthy selling imported fabrics on trips around Peru on foot. He eventually settled down in Cusco and bought huge tracts of land in many areas around Cusco. Their father went to the US to get his education and lived here for 20+ years before returning to the land to fight against the dictatorship government that wanted to expropriate all of their land. Their father eventually won the battle by splitting the land up between himself and the siblings so that they didn't have more than the 30 hectare size that was the maximum.

Their father was a well-respected person in the community, but there had been family issues and their uncles were no longer on speaking terms with them and since their father passed away two years ago, the girls have had trouble with the workers, the community, and the family, which is why they want to sell the land now (anyone interested? ;o). Their father had given some of the workers land to build houses on and now they have people living on the land that don't want to do any work and threaten them on a regular basis. One of them even told his dogs to attack their mom, who suffered dog bites and was getting rabies shots every day while I was there. The workers that they do have left are lazy and sleep on the job when they are not there to supervise.

The farm is just beautiful, however, and I can see why they don't want to leave it. We spent a few hours there getting sunburnt at the high altitude and touring the house and the land. They have a few hundred fruit (apple, plums, peaches, etc.) trees in an orchard next to the house and 30 hectares of corn growing outside of that. Because of the rain, the weeds in the orchard grow extremely fast. I told them I'd take a weed-wacker to it if they wanted me to, but they decided that I can do that next time when I start working down there :o) . According to Vanessa, each hectare produces 30,000 corns on the cob, all of which is sold to exporters who sell it to Japan. The corn that they grow is different then what we have. Each kernel is mammoth in size and a corn on the cob (usually eaten with cheese!) is basically almost a whole meal.

After checking out the house, Vanessa and I went for a walk down to the river next to their land. I borrowed one of their dad's Stetson cowboy hats for effect, and also because I was getting fried in the sun and didn't have any sunscreen! Vanessa told me that corn was related to sugar cane and you could actually chew on the cane, which was sweet like it is with sugar (though the corn wasn't ready to chew, judging by the fact that my weak jaw couldn't quite get a bite out of it).

After our walk and after taking care of some admin work on the farm, we drove back out into inhabited territory (Pisac) and had lunch at a place called Ullrich's Cafe. The food there was all grown in a greenhouse using clean water or hand-made using fresh, organic ingredients. Despite the temptations, I stayed away from the salads and had some home-made pasta with chicken in a spicy, paprika-style sauce along with a vegetable quinoa soup and a brownie for dessert. For $4, this was quite a meal and one that I could get used to, for sure!

Feeling fat and lazy, we headed back to Cusco to get ready for the evening, which would be our first night out on the town. One interesting thing about being at their house is that there are all sorts of noises outside their walls all day and all night. In the morning, you hear people on loudspeakers saying something over and over again. In my mind, it was the police telling you to come out with your hands up, but since I don't really speak much Spanish, I just ignored them and started thinking about what I would tell the local police when I was being questioned in jail. After going on and on in my mind, I decided to ask the girls what they were saying. I guess I was a bit off because they were just locals walking around with carts saying that they would buy recyclable bottles from the residents. :o/

At night, every few minutes, you hear whistling. This caught me completely off guard and I couldn't even think of a story to go along with that. Apparently the security guards in the area cruise around on their bikes or on foot with whistles, which they blow every few minutes to let any would-be theives know that they are around and on the lookout. I don't really understand the logic in that, but I guess it works!

Before the trip, I had set trip objectives and one of them was that I didn't want to hang out with tourists, whether it be at ruins or at discos at night. The girls had agreed that this wouldn't be a problem, but I guess something got lost in translation because when we went out on Monday night, we headed right down to the tourist dance clubs, the same place in fact that we had gone to four years prior. I told them that the ratio of tourists to locals was unacceptable and I was mildly disappointed about that. In retrospect, I guess this is what locals do - hang out with tourists. I guess that would be the reason why all of the girls' boyfriends are always foreignors! The music they played at Mama Africa (our top destination during the week) was really no different than what I would hear here in the states - hip-hop, some dance music, and every once in a while a Latin song. I was kind of hoping to be learning salsa, merengue, or some other Latin dances that I didn't even know about.

Given the environment and my poor attitude, I settled into a couch and drank my happy-hour (it was 11:00pm) mojitos. I actually do like the music that they were playing there, but it just wasn't what I was expecting, so I eventually softened and got up to dance with all of the Argentine tourists (summer vacation for them!) with their Converse shoes. I ended up dancing with some other local girls that were there while Vanessa and Kira hung out with some guys from Nebraska that they met.

Once I was done for the night, I sat down and talked to one of the guys who had actually moved to Lima and was working there sending Peruvians up to the US ski resorts to work. It was interesting talking to someone who had made that move and we talked about his experience and what not. One thing that was interesting and that I realized later was pretty accurate was about the girls in Peru. In the US, if you meet someone and hit it off, you take the girl out for dinner, on a date, whatever to see if you really like each other or if it was the beer talking. In Peru, however, if you hit it off with someone, boom: you are now boyfriend-girlfriend, no dating necessary. I hate dating (obviously), so this is my kind of place :o) !!

Yusteen, It's amazing how much you sweat when dancing at 12,000 feet (gross)!

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Day 2: Acclimitization

After a red-eye flight from Miami to Lima on which I slept for a few hours, I arrived at the airport in Lima pretty much underwhelmed and tired. The day I was stuck in Miami was pretty much a drag and was not the optimal way to start my trip. Oftentimes, I find that the first day of the trip or my attitude prior to departure can affect the whole trip, so I was trying to put myself in check and get in the right frame of mind before I arrived in Cusco. Luckily, my iPod is stocked chock-full of a variety of music and I can usually find something to settle myself.

I had a few hours of free time so I went to the airline counter to get my boarding pass and also check to see if they could find my luggage somewhere (since I was pretty sure that with the delays and all it wouldn't arrive). They informed me that I needed a ticket for the flight because whatever they'd given me in Miami wasn't good enough to get on the plane. Uhhh....this was a paperless, electronic ticket, so of course I didn't have a ticket. Here we go again, I thought. An hour later, they figured out how to print my ticket but they said that I had to pay a $25 charge because of the flight change (since I was a day late). I told them that I wasn't the one who was late, American Airlines was late. And since they are partner airlines, they should be the ones who have to pay. But these people wouldn't let me get the ticket unless I paid, so I added another receipt to the ever-expanding "things to write American Airlines about" pile....

After paying my airport tax at the window (strange how that's not included in the ticket price :o/ ), I grabbed a mocha at the shop and plugged into the nearest power jack I could find to recharge my batteries, literally. One of the only reasons I stick with American for most of my flights is that they have power jacks (same as the type in a car) under almost every seat and I have a power inverter from the old days that lets me charge my laptop or iPod while I fly, which is crucial.

The rest of the morning went more or less as planned. I got to Cusco after getting some more awkward sleep on the one hour flight and, low-and-behold, all of my luggage actually arrived. I was amazed that something had actually gone right for once! I didn't see my friends anywhere around, but fully expected to see them outside at the car like the first trip down there. It's a very small airport, so I went outside and didn't see them, so I just chilled out in the warm mountain air and waited. The previous year, some friends of mine had gone down there to see them and they never actually got picked up, so naturally I got my contingency plans mentally rolling. Except that I really didn't have any! I meant to look up a youth hostel online before my trip and print out directions so that at least I could have some backup plan, but I never got around to doing it. In the end, however, it didn't matter because my friends arrived and swooped over and picked me up.

Being at above 12,000 feet, the first day more or less went as I expected it: drinking massive amounts of cocoa-leaf tea and relaxing. Food is pretty much banished on the first day (something light only) and any physical exertions are especially frowned upon. Even after a week of being at the altitude, I would occasionally gasp for air all of the sudden, even if I was just standing there. I don't suppose that has anything to do with the fact that I am in terrible condition physically (I'm working on it, Summer ;o)!

I'd hauled down a couple hundred dollars worth of smelly lotions, jeans, jackets, etc. for the girls so I got to play Santa Claus for a little bit in the afternoon. I also had brought some fancy chocolates for Vanessa's mom as a gift of gratitude for letting me stay at their house. Their house in Cusco is very nice and has a small patio and two more guest rooms and a bathroom outside, separated from the house. Last time I had stayed in the upstairs suite, which took quite a bit of effort just to climb the stairs. This time I got the small room downstairs, which was just perfect for me.

The focal point of the trip being to spend times with my friends and not worry about tourist activities, I spent the afternoon with the family and had some good banter, discussions, and debates about everything from how girls don't understand men to religion. The religion discussion was especially mentally stimulating (as it usually is) and reminded me of my days as a traveling consultant when a group of us would get together and have these kinds of discussions. These subjects are great to talk about, but they didn't do much good for helping me fall asleep at night :o) !

Yusteen, we also watched Little Miss Sunshine on a locally pirated DVD, which was actually a great movie!

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Day 1: Most Expensive Part of My Trip

So yesterday I departed for my adventure to South America. First of all, I think that is the last time that I will volunarily sign up to be Santa Claus for my friends down in Peru. It was about zero degrees Celsius outside yesterday morning when I left my apartment, two bags in tow, on my way to work. Two bags. The last time I travelled with two bags was...I don't even know. I can last for up to two weeks with my one carry-on luggage bag, but I had to bring a whole second bag just for the crap that my friends wanted. Being as cheap as I am, I still insisted on going to work via mass transit since I work in Queens and would have to take the subway eventually anyway. Suffice to say that by the time I got to work, I was covered in sweat from carrying the 100+ pounds of Bath and Body Works lotion. :o{

I know all about the reputation of New York's La Guardia airport, which is one of the reasons why I try to avoid it at all costs. To sum it up in a word: delays. However, since I was flying on a free ticket last night from my miles, I couldn't really complain too much. I left work at a reasonable hour, 5:00, perfect for the amount of time needed to get to the airport in time for my 7:30 flight. As soon as I got dropped off at the airport, American Airlines dropped me a text message saying "Oh yea, by the way, your flight is delayed an hour". That sounds about right for LGA. Since I was connecting through Miami, though, I started doing calculations and was a bit worried about making my connection. I checked in at the counter and decided at the last minute that I better not check both bags in because of the short connection time, which was a half an hour if the flight left as it was now scheduled to leave. IF. But no, the flight was two hours delayed by the time we finally took off and at this point I knew was basically screwed.

So we arrived in Miami at around midnight and sure enough, my 11:55 flight to Lima was gone. Just barely gone. The American Airlines guy dealing with all the frustrated South America-bound travels didn't really give a damn about that and informed everyone that because the tardiness was due to air traffic, American wouldn't be compensating anyone's hotels.

So not only am I stuck in Miami, but I have to pay for my own $150 hotel room and stick around for 24 hours waiting for my next flight. Hence the blogging. Interestingly, I decided to go to South Beach for the day (I know no one in Miami and don't know anywhere else to go really) and paid the $50 cab ride from my ghetto hotel. I walked around today and it is kind of an interesting place, but it isn't really what I thought it was going to be. It's more like a Southern California beach city with big hotels along the ocean road and lots of buildings composed of geometric (cubic) shapes. I have a feeling it could be a pretty fun place at night, but I'll be sitting on my but watching DVDs and waiting for the next flight delay, instead.

J. Riley, I walked by Miami Ink a few minutes ago looking for an internet cafe. Funny that I could have pulled up the picture of my tattoo and gone next door to get it implanted into my skin :) . But I think I'll abstain for the time being...

I'm Baaaaaaaack!

I'm back, and details of the trip will be forthcoming as I organize my thoughts and deal with Tupac Amaru's Revenge on my stomach :o(...

Yusteen

Friday, January 19, 2007

Good Eats

The past week has been a bit of a whirlwind with a slew of after-work appointments and not enough time in the gym despite the three day weekend (help, I'm slipping!). Three day weekends (loving the bank holidays!) are the best for going out on Saturday night as they give you time to sleep in on Sunday and still recover your sleep schedule in time for work on Tuesday. So Sean, Alan, Cathy, and I met up on Saturday night and grabbed some sushi downtown before heading out to wander around the East Village. First up, we hit D.B.A. For some reason, I don't think that stands for DataBase Administrator, but that's the first thing that came to mind. I hadn't been there before, but they had a fantastic beer and whiskey list and is only the second spot I've found in the city that serves Spezial Rauchbier, a variant of German beer that is brewed in Bamberg, the small city where my friend Alex studies. It's special because it actually tastes like smoked bacon, which may or may not be a turn-on. I order it for the principle of the fact and out of respect for my German homies :o)

Anyway, afterwards we headed over to the nightclub Nublu which had some funky dance music going on and then an acid jazz band started playing, which absolutely killed the mood. The place just kind of died and it was more like a coffee shop with people watching the band, undoubtedly waiting for the band to finish and the music to get pumping again. So that was weird.

Sunday, Alan, Andrea, and I met up to go to a happy hour place and socialize (since Andrea was out sick the night before and I won't see Alan for another month). We were set on NoLIta House downtown, and it looked pretty cool from the website. I hadn't really eaten all day, so I was adequately famished and looked forward to munching on some food while we were there. So we go all the way downtown only to find out the place is closed for a private party or something. Lame!!! We start wandering around looking for something to eat when it dawned on me that this always happens in New York. We have the best food in the world (IMO), but when you don't have an objective in mind, you won't find anything that you want to eat. So we ended up walking for about an hour walking by restaurant after restaurant and not finding anything that we all wanted to eat. Finally, we ended up at a neighborhoody corner in the West Village with three restaurants on it and we decided that we would eat at one of them. After looking at the menus (and prices!!) of the places, we decided on Extra Virgin, which was a pretty neat little place with fantastic food - and interesting beverages. So we didn't get a cheap meal that night, but it was nice and relaxing. We of course followed that up with Magnolia Bakery's cupcakes and banana pudding.

On Monday, I met up with Susannah to try a place that was supposedly "SoCal" style Mexican food. I've accepted the fact that the Mexican food outside of California is terrible, so I don't even bother trying places now, but this place was named after a gang down in Los Angeles, so it had some legitimacy about itself. Unfortunately, it's hours weren't legitimate Los Angeles hours as it was closed on Monday nights. :o( After wandering around SoHo looking for another option, I decided we should check out La Esquina's secret downstairs eating area, which I've read all about. The food and environment (probably later at night) were fantastic! I ate a carne asada steak which was killer...

I'm running out of time, but one last destination for the week: home!! I had a couple friends over on Wednesday and I bought some teryaki/spice marinated pork tenderloins (my favorite meat!) at Grand Central Market and fried up some sweet potatoes with onions and then green beans with salt, pepper, and Italian spices that turned out wonderful. Oh, pork tenderloin how I love you!!! It was so moist and...tender, hence the name!

J. Riley, I'm off to Peru!

Celebrity Pasta Lovers Cookbook

Here you go, pop-culture fiends! Barilla pasta is providing a free cookbook on their website with recipes from celebrities. For every one that is downloaded, Barilla will provide a $1 donation to Second Harvest Foodbank. Get it now!

http://www.barillaus.com/Celebrity_Cookbook_Download.aspx

J. Riley, yum.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Done and Done - Almost

Braces are coming off in four weeks - I'm almost done, people!!

Friday, January 12, 2007

Keeping up with the Haines's

Now that half of my family is marked up with ink, I've been thinking about joining the crowd. The question is, what kind of manly tattoo would I want to get? I was thinking about getting something that demonstrates the pride I have for my Native American heritage (1/16 Cherokee), so I checked out some designs that are available for that. Cathy suggested that I check out the lead singer of the Red Hot Chile Peppers because he has a nice Native American eagle that spans the width of his shoulders and I think that it would look great on my bony shoulders :o/ . It is a pretty neat design, but it's a bit too complicated for someone with conservative tastes like my own.

Naturally, my next thought turned to another source of pride - Liverpool FC. Afterall, it is the most decorated club in the English Premiership and their fan base is known as being extremely passionate. Anybody who's seen me wake up at 6:45am on a Saturday to go watch a game on TV or who has made the mistake of asking me about their history knows that I'm as hooligan as it gets when it comes to Liverpool Football Club. There is no doubt in my mind that I will always remain true to the club, and so I'm thinking about demonstrating my dedication with a simple design of the Liverbird (at right) and the club's slogan - "You'll Never Walk Alone".

These words have special meaning for both the club and myself (I can almost hear myself talking to the Miami Ink camera crew right now). Before every game, the supporters at the Kop end of the stadium sing the song "You'll Never Walk Alone" to the players as they walk onto the pitch. It's is the rally cry for the team and when the team is getting beat, the fans will again launch into the song in a voice of passionate defiance and dedication. This is the only team in England who have fans that are so passionate, despite what some Manchester United fans say.

On a more personal level, I think that it makes a statement about one of my (in my opinion) greatest attributes - loyalty. This characteristic has kept me in touch with many special people in my life over the years and I owe a lot of who I am to these people, so a small patch of skin isn't too much to ask for.

J. Riley, I honestly don't know if I'm going to do this, but my friends in Peru say that they know a really good tattoo artist in Lima who actually sterilizes his needles...

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Apocolypse Now

Anybody who knows me knows that I love Becks and I love soccer, so this is huge for our poor-excuse-for-a-league MLS:

http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=reu-beckhamhollywooddc&prov=reuters&type=lgns

J. Riley, I'm going to order a ticket for every game that he plays in in NYC

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Lo Siento

Last night I went back to the gym for the first time in over a week (busy social schedule has kept me occupied). It's unfortunate that I just got my routine figured out at the same time that the rest of the population decided to lose some weight and join a gym as their New Year's Resolution. Lucky for me last night was Open House night at my gym, which meant there were over one million people in the building getting a tour of the facilities and taking body mass indicator tests. The also had upper body and lower body strength tests, but I didn't even bother taking those since I probably wouldn't even register on their scales. But, in any case, I did my workout and exhausted a few muscles before my sauna session. I am happy to note that I stepped on the scale and have now set a new record for weight - I'm up to 157 pounds - and that was after working out! Previously, I was consistently at 150-155 since I graduated from college, despite some people who happen to be old enough to be my parents somehow thinking I was overweight and always greeting me with "Justin, it looks like you've lost some weight" after not seeing me for a few months :o/ . Well, to be fair, they were allowed to say that at Christmas since I had, in fact, lost five pounds post-surgery. In any case, hopefully the additional poundage is a result of my dedication to working out...

At the same time, I'm also getting myself prepared for my first big vacation of the year down to Peru next Friday. I'll be spending about a week with my friends Vanessa and Kira in Cusco, the legendary capital of the Incan Empire and then a few days in Lima. I did most of the tourist things in Cusco the last time I was there (Machu Picchu and what not), so this time I'm planning on just hanging out with my friends and doing some more local stuff like local clubs and hot springs a few hours away in the mountains. In Lima, I'm meeting up with a new group of friends. My old college roommate Ryan's girlfriend lives in Lima and he will arrive there to visit her the same day that I come to town. I understand that she has an itinerary for Lima and I understand that it will include meeting up with her friends (sweet!) and checking out the local discos and black-market CD shops. That works for me!

J. Riley, who is my new friend from Bucharest that keeps visiting my site?