Note to self: Next time one travels for two weeks straight with only one pair of work pants, it might be a good idea to avoid spilling half a Snapple on oneself. One should check to make sure that the lid of said Snapple is actually secured to the top of the bottle prior to shaking it.

And if one is going to spill Snapple all over oneself at lunch in front of one's co-workers, one should make sure that the pants are at least pleated, not one's nice, non-pleated wool pants....